Movie: Jason X
The Story, in a nutshell: 450 years in the future a school science field trip comes across the cryogenically frozen body of Jason. He comes back to life.
Reason it’s awesome: Not only is it a slasher film – it’s a slasher film in space. I mean, what’s scarier than knowing that you can’t actually run far enough away from the crazed killer? Oh, and nano-robots accidentally create a super-cyborg Jason. It’s so stupid it’s hilarious!
Humor level: 3/5 (but I don’t think it’s intentionally funny)
Violence level: 4/5
Scary level: 3/5